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Prices

Pay once. Keep everything.


No retainer, no contract, nothing renews. Want to see the work first? Start with a free teardown.

Playbook

The plan you keep and run yourself.

£1,000 paid once

  • Research on your customers and your market, with personas
  • A teardown of your shop and offer, with fixes ranked by how much they matter
  • Angles and opening lines for your ads, each traced to a real customer
  • Ad briefs, and a content plan you can shoot on a phone
  • Meta setup, testing and budget rules in plain English: when to switch an ad off and when to spend more
  • A tracking checklist, with the one number to trust
  • The Monday Check: your weekly rules on one page
  • A 30, 60 and 90 day plan
  • Agency red flags: what to check before you hire anyone

Our recommendation

Playbook + Launch

We start it with you.

£2,000 paid once

Everything in Playbook, plus:

  • 6 ad designs, as Canva templates you can edit
  • 2 video ad scripts with shot lists for a phone
  • Your launch plan as an interactive page, with the Monday Check on it
  • A call at day 30 to look at what your numbers said

Prices in pounds, paid in full up front. No contract, nothing renews. The price you see is the price you pay. Made for you, or your money back: if your playbook could have been written for any brand, tell us within 14 days of the day we deliver it and we'll refund the £1,000 Playbook price. On Playbook + Launch, that's the £1,000 Playbook part, not the full £2,000.

The maths

Against a monthly retainer.

UK agencies commonly charge £750 to £3,000 a month to run ads for a small to mid-sized ecommerce brand, sometimes with a minimum term.

A playbook is paid once. You keep it, and you can run it for as long as it's useful. If you later decide to hire someone, you'll know which numbers to check.

What we can promise

We never promise results. Here's what we do stand behind.

Nobody can honestly promise your sales will go up. These are about the work itself, which we control.

Made for you, or your money back

Read your playbook. If it could have been written for any brand, tell us within 14 days of the day we deliver it and we'll refund the £1,000 Playbook price. On Playbook + Launch, that's the Playbook part.

Your delivery time, up front

Your playbook arrives within 7 working days of your completed questionnaire, or 10 with Launch. Often sooner.

Questions about paying

The small print, in big print.

How do I pay?

By card on a secure checkout page. Your card details never touch this site. You get a receipt and an invoice for your books.

Is there VAT on top?

No. RetainerFree isn't VAT registered, so the price you see is the price you pay.

Is there a contract or anything that renews?

No. You pay once, in full, and that's it. There are no discount codes: everyone pays the same.

What happens straight after I pay?

We email you a link to your questionnaire within one working day. Your playbook arrives within 7 working days of your completed questionnaire, or 10 with Launch. Often sooner.

What if it isn't useful?

Made for you, or your money back: if your playbook could have been written for any brand, tell us within 14 days of the day we deliver it and we'll refund the £1,000 Playbook price. On Playbook + Launch, that's the £1,000 Playbook part, not the full £2,000.

Free, before you buy anything

Not sure yet? See the work first.

Send us your shop's web address. You get a short teardown of your shop, your offer and what your customers already say. It's useful whether or not you ever buy.